Wednesday, August 5, 2009

ROBOT HUMOR - JOKES



[1] What’s Silver and Lies in the Grass ? R2 Doo Doo…


[2] In 40 years robots will be doing most of the work Humans don’t want to do;
especially illegal robots from Mexico.


[3] A ventriloquist doing a nightclub gig with his dummy on his knee tells a dumb
robot joke; a beverage service robot stops and shouts at the ventriloquist.
“What gives you the right to stereotype artificial intelligence that way? You
should be ashamed of yourself”.
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology.
“You keep out of this, buster!” it yells, “I’m talking to the little idiot on your
knee.”


[4] A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf
pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The
golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries
out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free.
The golfer agrees and takes out the robot caddy. While on the golf course
the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit
which club. He has the best game of his life.
The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he
wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. The pro
informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore.
The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what
happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun
would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes.
The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black?
The golf pro said that they did, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up
and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.


[5] In yesterdays news was a story about a robot in the Robot Olympics that failed
the gender test; today it got hit on by Prince Charles.


[6] How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three – one to hold the
bulb and two to turn the ladder.

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