Wednesday, August 5, 2009

ALPHABET JOKES


1.Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (energy!)



2.Why is B very cool?
Because it is sitting in the AC!



3.What has four eyes but can't see?
Mississippi!



4.What letters did the boy say when he saw the empty table?
O-I-C-U-R-M-T!



5.What did A and B get in the music store?
A CD!



6.Which two letters are always jealous?
N-V!



7.What letter in the alphabet is always surprised?
The letter G!



8.What letter is always wet?
C!



9.Fred: There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No, there aren’t.
Fred: Yes, there are. T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11



10.What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A teapot!



11.What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!

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