ALPHABET JOKES

1.Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (energy!)

2.Why is B very cool?
Because it is sitting in the AC!

3.What has four eyes but can't see?
Mississippi!

4.What letters did the boy say when he saw the empty table?
O-I-C-U-R-M-T!

5.What did A and B get in the music store?
A CD!

6.Which two letters are always jealous?
N-V!

7.What letter in the alphabet is always surprised?
The letter G!

8.What letter is always wet?
C!

9.Fred: There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No, there aren’t.
Fred: Yes, there are. T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

10.What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A teapot!

11.What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!